New Ghost

I just bought the cutest little ghost on etsy.  It looks so cute with all of my other Halloween ornaments. It came from a shop called Just so vintage.  The owner, Ana Maria, has a spattering of vintage items as well as a selection of handmade vintage style ornaments.  Check her out here
https://www.etsy.com/shop/SHOPJUSTSOVINTAGE?ref=l2-shopheader-name 

James

It might have been a mistake for James to move in with Kevin. At first it seemed ideal: Kevin had a huge, empty house and James needed a place to stay.

It began with simple requests:
"James, will you hand me the newspaper?"
"James can you load the dishwasher?"

But now it never stops
"James, can you get me my ball point pen?"
"James, answer the door will you?"
"James, will you rub my bunions. my feet really took a beating on the golf course today?"

It never, ever stops. What does Kevin want, James' head on a platter?